Draw a pig!!!!

Hi all I am still alive. Mr Froggie did you miss me. I am not aloud to be on the internet that long anymore. So I will have to get internet at home. I'm missing out so much already.

Please do this personality test and give me your results in the comment box.

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Photo's of the flooding in PE!!!

It was raining cats and dogs the whole weekend it stopped on Sunday. On Monday night it started again and did not stop. Our remote gate did not want to open and there were reports on the radio's of all the roads that has been closed down.There were so many accidents. So I just decided to stay at home. I did not even went back to bed because Danielle stayed home with me so she kept me busy. Will tell you later about my Weekend of Drama

Answers to my Scenario!

Well I made a trip to the bank yesterday in my lunch time to find out what the HELL is going on. So first I waited in the queue for about 30mins (I hate waiting in a queue it just one of my weak points, I get so frustrated), my lunch is only 35min long so I am late already but could not go goes I just sat down to be helped.

I told her what was going on so she started to print statements. So it was not my evil twin trying to play a trick on me it was Mr Price or FNB's mistake. That was for the purchase I did in February when I re-decorated my room. It only went off now. How the hell does this happen. What if I had no money in my account then I would have more costs.

well you will never know who the culprit was cause the one party blames the other one. When I exit the bank I did just so in time other wise I would of been trapped in their for a few minutes longer. There was a strike going on outside, all the shops where close. Police standing everywhere. Click Here to read more about the strike that took place all over South Africa.

I don't know what to do must I just leave it or must a lay a complain with the bank. So let it be a lesson for you guys after you swiped your card make sure it went off your bank account.

New technology going bad I tell you!!

Yesterday I logged onto my bank account through the internet and saw that on Friday the 12 May 2006 an amount of R249.96 was swiped with my debit card but on the 3rd of May (it only went off on Friday)at Mr Price Home The last time that I purchased something from that store was about 2 months ago when I redecorated my room.

I gave them a call and the gentleman said he would look through the slips for the 3 of May for that amount and that I must give him a call back tomorrow (today). They cant phone out they can only phone their branches so I said its fine thanked him and ended the call.

So today I phoned him he's not in(The bugger). So I spoke to the lady that answered the phone and had to repeat myself. She was not very helpful and insisted that it cant be swiped on the 3rd and only go off on the 12 and did anybody perhaps have my card.(I was slowly but surely busy to work myself up)I don't know what is going on that is what I am trying to figure out, and that I have not been into your store on the 3rd I was working and no nobody had my card. She then told me to contact my bank. (got a very short temper) Told her (Screaming) just to leave it and slammed the phone down. (WTF)The steam was coming out my ears.

So I phoned my bank and told them the story. She said well if I did not purchased anything on that date then I will have to come in to their branch and fill in a form then they will take it on with Mr Price. So I called Mr Price Home again and spoke to another lady (had to repeat myself again). She took my card number and promised to phone me tomorrow she will check my card number. So know now I will be waiting patiently for their call.

Well if it was me that purchased that goodies I was on drugs or something or it was my evil twin playing cruel tricks on me

Please do not forget about my new blog to put some spark into your dull day.
Whatalotof Jokes

My new other joke blog!!!

I have decided to add some laughter into your lives so I opened up a Joke Blog if you click hereyou can view it. I get so much cute jokes and pictures and now I can share it all with you. Hope you enjoy it.

Afrikaans Lessons

Frog with a Blog gave me the idea when he asked me what does WTF in Afrikaans means. So Mr Froggie for exchange I wants some French lesson. So I can talk dirty to my hubby in french. Please give me some words or sentences in English you want me to translate for you.

Before I was a Mom!!!

Happy Mothersday for Sunday to all the Mothers out here in Blog World. Hope you get spoilt to death (figurely speaking)




Before I was a Mom


Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunization.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.

I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.
Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.

I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.
Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.

And before I was a Grandma, I didn't know that all those "Mom" feelings more than doubled when you see that little bundle being held by "your baby"...

Send this to someone who you think is a special Mom or Grandma. I just did.
And remember that behind every successful mother... Is a basket of dirty laundry.

Arrive Alive!! It saves life!!

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation
is illustrated below.......

The meaning of our Dreams!!

Dreams represent a fascinating alternate reality, and dream analysis is a fascinating subject for professionals and lay people alike. Many people feel that if they could just understand and take control of their dreams, all their real world problems would be solved. While this position may be a bit of a stretch, it is true that many issues in dreams have their roots in the waking world, and when these daytime issues are solved, so to are the dreams they sparked. When studying the fascinating and sometimes confusing world of dreams, it is a good idea to look at the symbols many other people have found in common dream objects.

We all have dreams that we don't understand or we wish that we did. Well I've been having two dreams for years now. The first one is water I dream about it a lot again last night. Its just water everywhere or I will walk with somebody and all of a sudden the water will start raising from the ground or BIG waves will brake on us put nothing happens we still stand on the same place. Some people say that water is good. But I have been dreaming about it for a long time and no luck as passed my way. The second dream is about my teeth, yes my teeth odd I say. I will bite into something and my tooth or teeth will brake into the gum. I literally spit the teeth out and a whole will be in my gum where the tooth was. That's freaky. Everybody got there own dream analyzing. And I'm not the superstitious type well just a little.

I had a dream ones about our neighbor's wife strangling her husband in our lounge infront of me. I saw his eyes rolling back in his eye sockets and his face turning blue. He did not even put up a fight. I was very stunt of my dream so I asked our maid what does it mean. She said that I will hear of death not neccersarily in my family it could be in my circle of friends to. Did not take much note of it. The Friday my cousins phoned me to let me know that one of our friends committed suicide last night. It only struck me about a half an hour later after our conversation what our maid said. That freaked me out. I never asked her about a dream again.

My mom dreamed about shit the one night. Sitting in it, tramping in it she said it was just shit. So she too asked our maid and she said she will hear of somebody being pregnant. So my mom could not figured out who the possible person could be. Most of the cousins were still in height school and the rest were married and just had kids. It was about a month after my moms dream that we heard it was my cousin in Grade 11.

I did a google search on what the meaning is about dreaming about teeth so if you have the same dreams Click here if you want to find out more about it. And to find out about the meaning of dreaming of water please Click here. Or would just like to surf around
to found some of your own dreams
Click here. Hope you all have pleasant dreams tonight.

Which one is yours!!

Blue Monday. I don't work on a Mondays(only Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays) but the Blue Monday phase struck me this morning. I'm standing in for the other lady she had to have an operation. Last night we all went out for drinks so I forgot to set my alarm for this morning. M woke me up at 07:00. I just looked at him and said WF!!! I still got to make beds, lunch, shower, dress Danielle take her to creche and still stop for petrol don't know how I did it I was only 5min late.

We also got a new edition to our family a puppy his name is Spotty, that's M's choice. Haven't got one spot on his body he has only about 10 white hairs on his chest. Its a Chow mixed with a Labrador. What a combination I know but he is to cute. I have been begging M for months for a dog. Yesterday we were visiting friends and his brother came there with his dog. M spoke to him and he said they still have 3 pups left without any hesitation from his side he took the money out his pocket and gave him the money to get him one. I was like in shocked. (Maybe it was the Savannah). Danielle is loving him to bits she only saw him this morning. She was shocked to. I was in the shower while Spotty was lying on the bathroom floor when she came in he growled at her. Then jumped and licked and sniffing she just woke up so she got the biggest fright of her live. Will publish a photo soon promise

The Choclate Maths

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute Work this out as you read .Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time thgs, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to havechocolate (more than once but less than 10)








2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)




3. Add 5











4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator









5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755.



6.
Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit numberThe first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times youwant to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers areYOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS! .

I Did it!!! I Did it!!!

I forgot to share this with all my blog buddies. I finally got the time and made an appointment to write my Learners License again. (Yes again) I wrote it a couple of times already and failed(Just for the note Chitty I am not blond). Went for my Driver's and failed. I was 3 months pregnant at the time with Danielle. Went for a 2 hour lessons before the big test. I got full marks for my parking and DAMNED I could not do my three point turn. (After parking they let you out to do the road test). When the Examiner came walking to me, my eyes already watery (I always expect the worse in every situation). So he said "Sorry (when he said that I started crying already)girly you did so well in your parking. I don't often get somebody with full marks BUT you did not make it, you must be able to do the 3 point turn without any problem" I could not say anything I was so emotional I could only nod my head.





My Learner License expiring soon. I could not get in anywhere before it does so I just left it. Did not feel like doing it all over while expecting Danielle (who feels like doing anything when you feel like a whale with to little space around you). When she was born she kept me busy 24 hours a day. So I have put it on my do to list for the year. My nerves just kicks in again if I just think of it. So my BIG day is on the 17 June 2006 at 14:00. So please hold thumps. I just see the Headlines in 2050 WOMEN AGE 71 FINALLY GOT HER LEARNER LICENSE AFTER YEARS OF TRYING. No that won't happen I will have my Drivers by the end of the year.

Not for the faint hearted!!

They were together in the house.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly
and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and
wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and
protect?
her
from the storm.
She wanted that...more than anything.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and
expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...as did their growing passion. And
there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were
they in their passion that they heard no opening
of doors...just the faint click of a camera......

Grannies Day!!!

So on Friday M's mom phoned me to make sure where my aunt stays because she wants to pick Danielle up (it was late about just after 3 the afternoon). I was so glad when she phoned. I think she felt bad about the whole incident the previous day that she felt guilty or maybe not I will not know went to my aunt after work because I did not know what to do with my self without Danielle. I went home about 17:30 just sitting on the couch watching my soups. M was at a friends house quick to find out what there plans were for the evening was going to sleep at her grannies house but due to the loss of her dummy (she cant sleep without her nappy or dummy) grannyhad to bring her home. So now I don't stress that much anymore. Now that I know that M's mom made some effort with Danielle. They had a good time she said. She said they took the dogs for a walk and she was calling Cheeky the whole time. She ate Smarties and fed the dogs and ones her smarties was finishes she wanted does back that she fed them.

Her health is also going backwards. So how much time she has left to enjoy her grandchildren is also a very sad story. She's been everywhere and nobody can really tell her what will work. She's been through so many pain and disappointment that she has considered suicide. She said the only thing that still keeps her going is her grand children.

Granny came visiting on Monday (was a public holiday in SA)and bought her lots of nice tracksuits and jerseys. I am not the jealous person but being a mother your natural instincts (protecting your young like in the wild) kicks in every 5mins. Its just natural that you always put there needs before yours. You get use to eating cold food or eating with one hand, starving, lack of sleep or anything.

So I will now see how long it takes for her to make an attempt again to spend sometime with Danielle.

Ive been Tagged!!

Hi all Ive been tagged by my friend Tammy.
Hope you all like my answers.

Four jobs I have had in my life:

1. Working as a waiter in roomservice at the Spur

2. Receptionist/PA/Bookkeeper

3. PA for a Director for a Debt Collecting company

4. Tax Admin Clerk

· Four films I would watch over and over:

1. Annie (Was my favorite movie as child)

2. Green Mile

3. Madagascar (Danielles favorite movie)

4. Sound of music

· Four Places I have lived:

1. Evander (was born there)

2. Port Elizabeth


· Four TV shows I LOVE to watch:

1. E (channel 41 on DSTV)

2. Egoli (our local soap)

3. 7de Laan (our local soap)

4. ..................(guess I don't watch that much TV)

· Five places I have been on vacation:

1. Durban (SA)

2. Cape Town (SA)

3. Johannesburg (SA)

4. George (SA)

· Four websites I visit often:

More then 4.

Brotter Blogger
In the Blink of an Eye
Mickelino
Oodlesofnoodlesoffun
the other side of the mountain
Reluctant Nomad
Riding the Slipstream
Bitchin & Stuff

· Four of my favourite foods:

1. Veggies (I love it)

2. Italian

3. African

4. Chinese

· Four places I would rather be right now:

1. At home in bed next to my hubby with a bottle of wine and lots of canles (Hmmm)

2. On a tropical Island with Vin Diesel (dont have to tell the rest)

3. To meet all my blog buddies

4. On holiday with Danielle at Disneyworld

· People who I have tagged:

1. Reluctant Nomad

2. Chitty

3. Babs

4. Kyknoord

5. Livewire